armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

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guystud:

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

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remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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randomosityofaweirdophile:

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queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

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The world needs actual excitement and emotion more than it needs cool people.

Amanda Palmer (via infamoussayings)
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iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

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officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

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